Summary

Going on a date with your partner, you are nervous about impressing them. It's the last day of your beach vacay and you’re determined to win them all the plushies they wanted! Thus, you download an app on your phone that’s supposed to give you advice actually turns into, Big Chad Fish Maxxer, Alpha Fish dating guru. Now stuck in your head, can you win your partner’s heart? Or perhaps will you follow Mr. Mogger, and win something else (single-maxxing)(property damage lawsuit?)

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About Zero Percent Studios

Born out of passion and late nights, ZP Studios is an Indie Game Development Team founded January 2026.

We are a multi-national-cultural-timezone-language group of 6 volunteer members behind the game visual novel cooking rhythm game I Can Fix Him!!!, earning a spot in the top 4 of the Sealed With A Kiss Jam 2026. 

We make sweet, silly, and stupid games for all!

This talented team is looking for new roles for future game jams. If you feel like you or a friend fit the criteria of what we're looking for (or you don't) we will be accepting applications on a rolling basis until roles are filled.

Team

ZeroPercentMilk - Lead Director, Designer, Artist / link

Zach Friesen - Lead Composer and Sound Effects Designer / link

Logan Matuška - Lead Composer and Sound Effects Designer / link

Matthew Colbourne - Lead Programmer / link

ErwinPrograms - Lead Programmer / link

Credits

Production

ZeroPercentMilk      Project Manager

ZeroPercentMilk      Game Director

Design

ZeroPercentMilk      Creative Director

Zach Friesen      Lead Sound Designer

Logan Matuška      Lead Sound Designer

Graphics

[/b]ZeroPercentMilk      Art Director

ZeroPercentMilk      Visual Development

ZeroPercentMilk      UI / Character Design

Audio

Zach Friesen          Sound Effects / Music

Logan Matuška          Sound Effects / Music

Soundtrack

“Strength Tester Theme” by Logan Matuška

"Overworld Theme" by Logan Matuška

"Romance Theme" by Logan Matuška

“Wack-A-Fih Theme” by Zach Friesen

"Main Menu Theme" by Zach Friesen

Programming

Matthew Colbourne      Lead Programmer

ErwinPrograms      Lead Programmer

ZeroPercentMilk      Co-Programmer

Writing

ZeroPercentMilk      Narrative Director Zach Friesen          Assistant Scribe

Software

Godot

Dialogic 2 for Godot

Clip Studio Paint

Highlight CanvasItem shader by andich.xyz

Squigglevision shader by tentabrobpy

Fonts

somepx      Awesome

jeti      Grape Soda

jeti      Kiwi Soda

jeti      Lychee Soda

[Thanks

Macrow for hosting the Summer Comfy Jam 2026!